Poor little me, I've got a rich man's disease I can choose anyone I please any time Got love for free in warehouse-size quantities Sometimes it's so hard to be- Ware of saving for a rainy day when There has never been a better time than right now Hang around with your whole life wasting Just amateur procrastinating There's never been a better time than right now Why don't we hurry up and wait Love lets us lead a better life chemically Whether olfactory or academically When you met me I bet you would forget me How wrong I turned out to be Now we're getting down to rewriting our history There has never been a better time than right now Memories of a reckless childhood Clear the wreckage 'til we've got clean records There's never been a better time than right now Why don't we hurry up and wait These quality problems, so glad we both got 'em Never been a better time than right now You don't die of an underdose of The good stuff 'til it's gone in a Puff There's never been a better time than right now Why don't we hurry up and... I can't wait for a better time than right now Love's a drug in my driest moments Now I know what "Just Say No" meant There's never been a better time than right now Why don't we hurry up and wait