I know it's crazy, but I'm frightened by the ringing of the telephone Telling me the world outside is overflowing Hello, I must be going To snap into action The brightest lights, the tightest beats, The latest nightbirds blowing up my phone These kids today don't know from dials or dial tones Or growing old alone It's just something that happened Though I thought I heard it all, I think I hear the single Crying out that no one understands Even though I know we all must some day be the single Doesn't make it easier when I am And I am I know it's funny when the bed you wake in's not your natural habitat But it's not funny: "ha ha", it's just funny: "sad" They don't laugh with but at... and nobody's laughing now Though I thought I heard it all, I think I hear the single Crying out that no one understands Even though I know we all must some day be the single Doesn't make it easier when I am My dignity is signified by my belief That finding grace in my relief will satisfy my desire Though I thought I heard it all, I think I hear the single Crying out that no one understands Even though I know we all must some day be the single Doesn't make it easier when I am Though I thought I heard it all, I still can hear the single Crying out that no one understands Even though I know we all must some day be the single Doesn't make it easier now I am I know it's crazy, but I'm frightened by the ringing of the telephone