Once around the sun again One long day until the end First things first, we rise and fall The sun doesn't do a single thing at all But hang out holding down the universe The furnace firmly at the center Sending heat and light to all its renters Who in turn both praise and curse its birth There's no shortage of abundant hope All ye who enter Just a mortgage note with your lifetime to pay Your loan alone for one long day One long day's enough to last a lifetime And one lifetime's roughly rounded down to one long day Now my plan's to have as many Mini-misadventures as I can I'd like to think that that's every man's plan Before that R.T.D. that's out to get you and me Hypothetically ventures its way across the median I pledge allegiance to comedians who stand up To liberate the public's state Adjust us, all invertebrates for one long day One long day of shucking and gyrating Stuck in gravity, brevity, and haste All the world's five stages in one play-date I'm reminded when I'm wide awake We're delivered then sent on our way 'Til then, time is on our backs for one long day Something in the seething vortex Of my cerebral cortex exists It seems to help me correlate And put perspective into context How my nervous wrecks, rubber checks, And unprotected sex hasn't sealed my fate Life seems easier broken up in bite-size pieces To reach some peace and cease This sleepless one long night of the one long day Once around the sun again One long day until the end All of us are equally created For the future all of us create Here's the feature No second acts or sequels So get your credits in order for one long day Once around the sun again One long day until the end