Hermione she don't need no man
Hermione she don't need no oh oh man
Hermione she don't need no man
Cause Hermione has always got a plan
She's smart, full of heart, and totally capable of breaking hearts
Because you see, her friends are jerks
She gets all of the headaches and none of the perks
The boys don't always study for their tests
Seriously guys it's time to give it a rest
Hermione she don't need no man
Hermione she don't need no oh oh man
Hermione she don't need no man
Cause Hermione has always got a plan
It's no surprise she the minister
The wizarding world is so indebted to her
Even though she'll go on about Spew
She'll never relax if there's something to do
It took a lot of work to be minister of Magic
That Ron took 7 years to notice her was tragic
Hermione she don't need no man
Hermione she don't need no oh oh man
Hermione she don't need no man
Cause Hermione has always got a plan