I heard a rumour about a place in the ministry
Not many witches or wizards have been
But I'd be interested to see
Doors, then doors, then corridors
Each one stranger than the next
Better to have an unspeakable guide
Than lose your mind just like the rest
Tenticular brains could make you go insane
It gave Hermione a run for her money
You could stand still rewind and not catch everything there is to see
You could find your fondest dream and your worst misery
Watch out you might see something blibbering
You never know what you'll meet in the department of mysteries
In a room of orbs and dust a lost prophecy about
Secrets about that Potter kid and Voldemort having it out
Trelawney tells Dumbledore born as the seventh month dies
But never hears the truth within, neither lives while the other survives
Tenticular brains could make you go insane
It gave Hermione a run for her money
You could stand still rewind and not catch everything there is to see
You could find your fondest dream and your worst misery
Watch out you might see something blibbering
You never know what you'll meet in the department of myster