It was a little boy's birthday today He was a selfish kid And he got a lot of meaningless gifts Oh, yes, yes, he did His mum and dad took him to the zoo 'Cause they loved him true But they had to take Harry too Even though they didn't really want to He wouldn't share his knickerbocker glory with him If they hadn't gave him the wrong one All Harry wanted was his love like a brother, but he failed He'll just have to wait 'til he meets Ron Vernon Dursley was a man who enjoyed his job And he loved his wife and kid, but he was kind of a snob He took his nephew in, and it gave him so much frustration He felt the Boy Who Lived was his utter humiliation He'd never share his knickerbocker glory with him He said that Harry came out wrong All Harry wanted was his love like a father, but he failed He could never measure up to Prongs Petunia was a prim and proper sort She had her nose stuck in the air and a face just like a horse She had no love in her heart for little Harry Potter Long-gone sister's son, treated like some kind of stranger She could have shared her knickerbocker glory with him Now he'll have to make it on his own All Harry wanted was her to love him like a mother, but she failed Guess he'll have to find love on his own Someday, he'll find love on his own, oh, yes, he will Someday, he'll find love on his own Somehow, someday, he will find true friends and family And he'll never have to be alone