I could've made it to the west coast But he pulled the wool over my eyes I could've gave it up and stayed home Could've been somebody's wife by now And I've been working at my day job days off Dressing up and staying gone Lipstick on my coffee They never really got me no I could've told him I was sorry But I didn't wanna tell a lie And when they said to pay attention Could've stopped looking up at the sky I could've taken all his money honey Kiss me till my mouth bleeds Driving from the backseat They never really got me no And I'll dress up in your old garments Still walk to our old apartment Meet you outside party city Underneath the sign Don't have much, but I'll keep waiting And one day we'll both be famous No one saw it comin' And I can't wait to blow their fucking minds I could've driven out to Texas Sang some songs I didn't write Got back together with my exes could've said I was wrong when I damn knew I was right Tell everybody that my phone died landline Beat me to the punchline Thought I had it one time Waiting on a dial tone And I'll dress up in your old garments Still walk to our old apartment Meet you outside party city Underneath the sign Don't have much, but I'll keep waiting And one day we'll both be famous No one saw it comin' And I can't wait to blow their fucking minds Mona Lisa nice to meet ya Can I keep you for mine? Coke and brandy sweet like candy Take me out for a ride Mmm my killer caterpillar Can I keep you for mine? Can I keep you for mine?