I have an ex-girlfriend who says I'm the reason she's a whore As if my lack of attention found a way To make her dress hit his floor A former friend that claims I'm the reason for his short comings As if his drug ridden mind Is not why he's failing Something tells me that you are not impressed With my star wars tshirt or black rimmed glasses The ability to quote poetry on a whim Especially Bukowski Darling are you turned on yet? I have a mom and dad that say I need to learn to call more often As if there's still hope I'll find Hope in a normal life My dad just smiles and says I need to learn to be more social They try and try, I swear they try I'm still a FUCKING letdown Something tells me that you are not impressed With my star wars tshirt or black rimmed glasses The ability to quote poetry on a whim Especially Bukowski Darling are you turned on yet? Are you turned on yet? Are you turned on yet?