Sailing across what we thought was pacific,
Then all the sudden 10 arms breached the surface,
Swaying, attacking our ship like a monster,
Men overboard eaten up like they're lobsters,
Take what you see and call back to the mainland,
Contact the king tell him I'm in command now.
I never thought that I would ever be a chief in command,
Our ship was left in many pieces drifted into the sand,
Across the water I can spot a distant boat in the dusk,
But I can't seem to find a crew to help me cut through the brush,
There is nothing here to make a signal flare strangly enough,
I guess I'll have to find some shelter gather water and such,
Its getting darker need to go into survival mode,
I guess I'll gather floating wood before it starts to corrode.
Now I think I see an animal,
I could use some food,
I run up on it and I'm like woah!
Thats a motherfucking wild Rhino,
I think I'm going just a tad bit psycho.
Oh I think I see some villages,
I could use some friends,
I run up on it I'm like woah.
Thats a motherfucking giant anthill,
A sudden movement has me at a stand still.
What is that...
What is that...
Fuck!
Why was I left here unmanned,
It took me some days to expand.
This island is haunted,
I feel so exausted,
I did what I can but I can't!
Wilson why don't you comfort me it's just a ball!
Wilson why don't you comfort me it's just a ball!
Wilson why don't you comfort me it's just a ball!
Wilson why don't you comfort me!
So then he asked me what had happened,
So I told him.
We we're sailing across what we thought was pacific,
Then all the sudden 10 arms breached the surface,
Swaying, attacking our ship like a monster,
Men overboard eaten up like they're lobsters.
And all the sudden a boat comes to rescue,
And I run,
Then,
I,
Trip,
Damn it,
Here comes the pain,
FUCK!
Why does it hurt like a bitch.
Get up!
Run,
Before it drifts away.
Hold up the anchor my old ships a sanker.
But I made it out alive.