I'm talking propane on the gas grill Open flame, hold the pan still And flannel, it's plaid still Never question the dad skill I'm in the backyard Ah Tool belt, big truck, and a backpack Working on a house and I flip it like a flapjack Phillips head, with a tread, hammer with a nap sack Got a creak in the knees, even got a bad back Never backtrack; two measure, one cut Got a big beam, bolts, and a lug nut Screws and a tool kit, thinking of what does what Hit 'em with a sport when I'm beating them at putt-putt (Hey, sport!)