Took the last cup of coffee Just like you always do And you don't make a new pot That means I have to Can't you read plain English? Can't you read the sign I made? I says your mom don't work here And I am not your maid So cozy in your corner office You don't deserve a cubicle I'm telling the supervisor I'm writing a bad evaluation In hopes you'll be fired I saw you take a stapler I think I saw you take some pens I see you taking notepads Time and time again You're always taking sick leave You're always taking off early How do you get your work done? Makes no sense to me And at last summer's office potluck You didn't bother to bring a dish