I'm so excited this is great, She drinks, she smokes, she stays out late. She looks like a pornostar but not as slutty And her teeth are straight. She invited me to her pad. If I could score it would be rad. Got a condom in her hand And she's taking off her pants Then she put in that shitty band. She said her favorite band was Limp Bizkit. I asked her please "Could you turn off that shitty shit?" She said "Fuck no!" and cranked up her stereo, I got nauseous and I knew I had to leave the fucking room. I haven't seen her for three weeks I bet she thinks that I'm a creep. Couldn't get it up, I was out of luck, Later that night I couldn't sleep