You call me up everyday Go away 'cause I don't know you now We broke up, you said I'm gay Go away 'cause I don't know you now There are things in life that really make me nauseous You're one of those I'd rather have a rattlesnake on my nuts With one fang through each testicle Than spend one minute with you And if you ever call my house anymore I'll take your cell phone and shove it up your ass 'Cause you're a dumb whore Your face is like a chimpanzee I'll admit you've got a problem, yeah They have stuff for acne You remind me of hobgoblins, yeah I'll let you know I only dated you to piss off your boyfriend (Who's very gay)