Ooh
Lil Phag
Do you really think that you fuckin' hate me
More than I could ever fuckin' hate myself?
Really?
I hate me too (I hate me too, bitch)
Everything they say about me prolly true (it's prolly true, bitch)
Aye, yuh
I hate me too (probably more)
Everything they say about me prolly true (haha)
Wait, hold up
You're on my Twitter tryna start fights? (Wha?)
You think you hate me more than my wife? (Nah)
You think I'm annoying on YouTube?
Bitch, try meeting me in real life
People be sayin' I got a big nose (yeah!)
I just be commenting back like, "I know" (I know)
And when I look at myself in the mirror
I'm scoldin' myself like I'm Willem Defoe (in Spiderman)
I don't take no selfies
I don't like what I see
I wish that I could date me
Just so I could cheat
So try your best in comments
Give your all in tweets
But good luck tryna hate me
Just as much as me
I hate me too (it's true, I do)
Everything they say about me prolly true (it's nothin' new)
Aye, yuh
I hate me too (you ain't special)
Everything they say about me prolly true (haha, I am a very bad person)
People only know me from Twitter, barely (tweet, tweet)
Ladies say I look like Jeff Dahmer, fairly (yeah)
I'm six foot and I'm ugly
Girls call me their buddy
Work out every day, but no six pack, I'm chubby (what's a weight?)
Checklist of flaws like I'm runnin' errands (at Ralph's!)
The only thing I'm good at is upsettin' my parents
Cry in the shower, got Enya straight blarin'
The neighbors say turn down, I say "Fuck you, Sharon!"
I hate me too (it's true, I do)
Everything they say about me prolly true (It's nothin' new)
Aye, yuh
I hate me too (you ain't special)
Everything they say about me prolly true (haha, I am a very bad person)
I am the human swine flu
Got killed on my own song by Drew (I mean Danny)
I faked a whole face tattoo
You know I hate me more than you
I still use 3-in-1 shampoo
I still wear Velcro shoes (yuh)
I'd drive off a bridge, feels like a vibe
But I'm 25 and I can't fuckin' drive
I hate me too (it's true, I do)
Everything they say about me prolly true (it's nothin' new)
Aye, yuh
I hate me too (you ain't special)
Everything they say about me prolly true (haha, I am a very bad person)
Uh, look, yuh
I fall asleep with my phone unplugged on purpose
Because I hate me from my core up, up, up, to my surface
I could tweet a dick pic while I'm soft
Or stay in the bath 'til I dissolve
I'm gonna keep it simple with the verse
I'm gonna put myself inside a hearse
'Cause I really, really, really don't like
My nose or my ears or my eyes or my face
Or the days of the week that I wake up and I'm me
So I might eat glass with my own ass
'Cause I'm too tall for a kid's pass at a Six Flags (six foot, six foot, six foot, six foot)
I don't wanna look like PewDiePie when I grow facial hair
But there's nothin' I can do, so I might throw me down some stairs
Victoria Justice don't wanna be my wife
So I'ma hate myself 'til she's Victoria Knight (what's good?)