I've got two feet Ain't that sweet? But I've only got one little nose I've got two hands But I can't understand Why I've only got one little nose I sometimes wish I had two I like my nose so well I don't like it much when it sniffles But I love it when it smells I've got ten toes But wouldn't ya' know I've only got one little nose? I've got two knees If you please But I've only got one little nose I sometimes wish I had two I like my nose so well I don't like it much when it sniffles But I love it when it smells I've got two ears so I can hear But I've only got one little nose I've got two eyes and it's no surprise But I've only got one little nose I sometimes wish I had two or three or four I like my nose so well I don't like it much when it sniffles But I love it when it smells I've got two feet Ain't that sweet? But I've only got one little nose