Wake up every morning at a quarter to ten Like, "Am I dying? Is this real? Oh, right, it's this again" I'm awoken by my daughter as she jumps in my bed I'm only kidding, I don't have a kid I crochet instead Am I depressed? (Yeah), stressed? (Yeah) It's anyone's guess I'll bother getting better when I bother getting dressed Is it gonna end? (Yeah) When? (Never) Alrighty then It's just another day of hanging with my daughter And I'm living in the future, uh-huh I'm living in the future, uh-huh I'm living in the future, uh-huh I'm living in the future, uh-huh Make it to the shower by a quarter to one This bottle shampoos and conditions, it's a 2-for-1 I draw a little doggy on the fog of the glass Just like the ones I used to draw back in geometry class Am I depressed? (Yeah), stressed? (Yeah) It's anyone's guess I'll bother getting better when I bother getting dressed Am I kinda hot? (No), what? (Nothing) That's what I thought I bought an app to help me meditate that didn't work I'm living in the future, uh-huh I'm living in the future, uh-huh I'm living in the future, uh-huh I'm living in the future, uh-huh