I'm the world's greatest hero from the world's greatest country
Practically manufactured for everyone to love me
With my clean cut charm, blond haired and blue-eyed
But come on, people, the real heroes are you guys
I stand for freedom and I'll strike evil down
But my secret superpower? I can please any crowd
I'm America's pride, just like a real home lander
'Cause I come with a price and zero candor
Your presence is a menace that no one would consent to
No, truth is, you're just a lab rat from a test tube
I was born a warrior, step to me, I'll embarrass ya
'Cause I'm a soldier who's older than all of America
I bet you've never picked on anyone your own size
You're nothing but a prized pony homie and I know why
The higher-ups at Vought are like your mommy and dad
So I know who you'll run and cry to when Johnny is mad
So what if I'm a lab rat, I'm genetically perfected
A priceless asset with my image kept protected
I've already been immortalized, check out all my merch'
I'm worshiped as a god and you've stepped into my church
Everybody look, it's Omni-Man the conqueror
Got a little lazy ever since he settled onto earth
Then he raised his son like a sheep and made him soft
He could work for me at Vought but I'd probably lay him off
I forged my skills on a war-torn planet
You've never faced adversity and cannot understand it
Yet your people worship you as a god? Hot damn
I don't treat that title like a metaphor, it's what I am
Forget your merch', I'll play with you like a toy
You wanna take me on but you couldn't handle the boys? (Pathetic)
You're still not even on the level that my son is
You'd think we're made of zinc 'cause you'll never see us coming
Don't get me going, I'm unstoppable
Pump up my ego, it's un-poppable
Clark Kent, eat your heart out, we're gonna get a little dark now
'Cause I won't uphold justice, it's so droppable
I'm unstoppable
You'll never be my equal but you can play pretend
Before I deport your ass like an illegal alien
Hey, Henry Cavill called, he wants his mustache back
How's life in suburbia? Bet you love that, dad
I'm leader of the seven, where'd your guardians go?
Whoa, Nolan you're dark, we got that in common, you know
But with my natural laser focus you'll be cooked and grilled
If you try to see me eye to eye, looks can kill
Speaking of keeping up appearances
I haven't seen such a fragile self-esteem as this (sad)
But it's a weakness which cannot be exploited
If everyone already hates you, sorry to spoil it
Your ratings are dropping, what a PR sh- show
The comments are awful, oh the critics can hit low
Your own son loathes you and he's all you ever wanted
My family's just a mask I wear, meant to be discarded
Well if I can't start a family, damn it, I'll take one
And if the public doesn't love me, not a problem, I'll make 'em
Watch my clean cut image get awful ugly for you
Trust me, you don't wanna see a super who has nothing to lose
I'm getting used to blood covering me from my head to my toes
We've both shed a lot but in my case it's never my own
So hurry on back to planet nursing home, old man
Pick up the phone ET, get off of my homeland
Of please, your entire life will be a notch on my timeline
While I get better as I age just like a fine wine
I conquer planets, I don't answer to a boss
Could you even fight crime without the steroid that you're on? (Doubt it)
I'd never met a grown man who'd been so coddled
You're still on Vought's nipple and they've always kept you swaddled
They got you convinced you're above everyone else
But if no one's good enough, go and f- yourself
Don't get me going, I'm unstoppable
Pump up my ego, it's un-poppable
Clark Kent, eat your heart out, we're gonna get a little dark now
'Cause I won't uphold justice, it's so droppable
I'm unstoppable