I know this is the guy
Listen, I know this is the guy
Quentin, you know this is the guy!
I'm sneaking with suspicion
But I need to peek inside!
"Sorry, no one's home!" (Where'd he go?)
"Or so it would appear" (I don't see!)
"Trust us, you're alone" (Unlock the door!)
"But there's one thing you should fear!" (I'll find the keys!)
"Danger's on the road" (Here he comes!)
"We can steer you clear" (Buckle up!)
"You should just go home" (Better run!)
"'Cause there's nothing to see here!"
I've come to get the scoop
Tell me why the kids are gone
I'm gonna keep diggin' until I get to the bottom
Since they went simming
It's like everyone forgot 'em
I've found zero marbles
The town must've lost 'em!
I've yet to meet my neighbor
What's he up to at night?
There's something in his basement
And my yarn's getting light
I heard a word on the street
He's just the unluckiest guy
But he's certainly hiding skeletons
I'm wondering why, 'cause I'm like-
Uh, knock-knock, ding-dong
Is anybody home right now? (Hello?)
Because it's been too long
Since anybody has come out (Anyone home?)
Did I witness somethin' wicked in a window?
Just thought I'd wanna drop on by (How ya' doin'?)
You had me at the jump, from the get-go!
'Cause the lights are on
But it's like no one's inside!
He's got the cops in his pocket
So I'm doin' their job
I'm just a cutthroat reporter
It's my duty to prod
Officer, I'm sorry to stop you from nodding off
You should probably toss the donuts
And get back on your watch!
Next up, the taxidermist
Mister Otto, how ya' doin'?
Had any recent projects
That were - I don't know - human?
This is a hit piece, I'm on the trigger
'Bout to pull it!
But they're dodgin' questions
Like I'm dodgin' bullets!
No pun intended, that end could not have been deader
So I headed to the bakery
'Cause I had yet to vet her
I'm cookin' up a story, help me with the recipe
It's about invasive neighbors
I got one next to me!
But the baker was evasive
So I took aim at the mayor
I don't mean to interrupt but could you cut the record player?
Beg your pardon!
I'm a cat person so I'd hate to hound ya'
But in case you didn't hear before, I'll say it louder!
Uh, knock-knock, ding-dong
Is anybody home right now? (Hello?)
'Cause something's awfully wrong
I'm gonna get it figured out (I'm coming in!)
I've found a way to weasel through the window
I wonder what you're tryin' to hide ('Cause I like to pry)
Suspicion can be grippin', so I must know
Why nobody's home, but they left on all the lights
You don't know what I've been through
(You don't know what he's been through)
All the Hell that I've seen (all the Hell that he's seen)
One more nightmare to get through
Trying to survive the design of my dreams (La-la-la-la-la-la)
I've built and I've lost
I know too well the cost of audacious innovation
But with you gone, I can move on
Now I've lost all of my patience!
After all these years and after all these tears
Somebody's come to threaten me again?
And all of my peers? (No!)
My home's my own!
This is my zone to roam!
It's my house!
But I doubt that you're all alone!
I know what you're up to!
I've gathered all the evidence
Honestly, a bit of therapy could help your betterment
But with all the tension building, masculinity reigns
So we'll both bury our trauma and go on with our days!
Well, I guess I got to the bottom
Now I'm closin' the case, go on and-
Knock-knock, ding-dong
Can't make it to the door right now (Go away!)
I know it's been so long
Since anyone went in or out (Bye, bye!)
If you witnessed somethin' wicked in the window
You probably don't wanna pry
I'll have you at the jump from the get-go
'Cause the lights are on, but it's like no one's inside
No hellos, just goodbyes!
You should run for the exercise!
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Na-na-na, na-na-na
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