Ain't much I can say by myself
(That's tragic)
Wish I could be something else
(That's a bit dramatic)
My days are wasted waitin'
For someone's punctuation
But if you gave me some help
(We could make some magic)
'Cause together, we'll spell it out
Any letter can help us out
(Ooh-wuh-ooh-weh-ooh-weh-ooh)
If you find some friends, you can find a way
(It's working, we're learning)
What better place to start than A?
(Keep dreaming, who's screaming?)
OMG, R.I.P., they just killed J
(Why?)
Who did it? Would it be too obvious if U did it?
Q, wasn't W a witness?
A letter of the law wants a consonant of interest
It's time to rock, like my font was Impact
Thought I smelled justice, but it was just my gym bag
We're the letters who are ready for war
Alphabetically speaking, we'll get some order restored
I know F is looking foul, but don't throw in the towel
'Cause yes, you read correctly, we had to bring a vowel (O)
Now we'll rescue A-Z, where would they be without L, M, N, O
(P? P?)
Well great, how many are left?
(Like, half a sentence)
I think we're finally F'd
(With plenty X's)
He'll fill a book of bodies
Probably got 'em hooked on phonics
H said he went to hide in his cave
Did he take G and R? All I'm finding is grave
Work together to spell it out
Every letter come help us out
(Ooh-wuh-ooh-weh-ooh-weh-ooh)
Stick with your friends; you can die today
(Your sentence has ended)
Just get in line right behind A
(Defeated, deleted)
F words can't hurt us anyway
Heh, who says a word couldn't hurt 'em?
I got a letter to serve 'em
Upper, lower, it don't matter the case
Capital punishment is getting erased
Flaunt your font anywhere, anyhow
Remember, if it's in bold
Then it's meant to be loud
Because this is the war of the words
You know sticks and stones are for nerds?
It's "fight and flight, not "fight or flight"
I gotta cross some T's and dot some I's
"Fight and flight", not "fart and frick"
You know we all just want some butt to kick
And I have kicked plenty
And taken many L's
But look what that life left me
And see how far I fell
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You had us under your spell
(No jokin')
No wonder that went so well
(I'm hopin')
That now, we'll pronounce more than ourselves
And have more stories to tell
And we can make some magic
'Cause together we'll spell it out
Every letter come help us out
(Ooh-wuh-ooh-weh-ooh-weh-ooh)
Don't find your friends; go make some
(It's working, I'm learning)
Go find some hands and shake 'em
(I'm dreaming, find meaning)
You don't need to spell "friends" to make 'em