Kids have it over easy these days
It's turning me into a basket case
Listen up peeps, I'm hatching a plan
I'm gonna eggsecute all of candy land
Every chocolate, big or small
Ash Wednesday: gotta catch 'em all
Good Friday won't be so good
I'll crack down on every kid in the neighborhood
'Cause I'm the Eggsecutioner
I'm taking over, haven't you heard?
I don't care if you cry and beg
What can I say? I'm just a rotten egg
'Cause I'm the Eggsecutioner
I'm the boss now, haven't you heard?
I don't care what you have to say
You're about to have a bad hare day
No! Put the cookie down, now!
What's your problem, anyhow?
Somebunny call a doctor, you make me sick
Ha! Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids
I'm the champ, you're in last place
It's not a tumor, It's just your face
Get to the chopper, your rhymes is wack
My style is classical, I'll be back!
'Cause I'm the Eggsterminator
I'm taking over, haven't you heard?
It was ice to see you
But now I must defeat you
'Cause I'm the Eggsterminator
I'm the boss now, haven't you heard?
You're driving me crazy
So hasta la vista, baby
You could lift all the weights in the world
But you still put the "old" in "Arnold"
You're more over the hill than a sunset
This battle is over, are we done yet?
Oooh! You got me so mad that I'm hopping
I'll drop bigger bombs than Batman and Robin
Make the kids feel worse on Easter Day
Than the time I watched Jingle all the Way
'Cause I'm the Eggsecutioner
I'm taking over, haven't you heard?
I don't care if you cry and beg
What can I say? I'm just a rotten egg
'Cause I'm the Eggsecutioner
I'm the boss now, haven't you heard?
I don't care what you have to say
You're about to have a bad hare day
Im the Don! I'm backed by russian mobsters
I'm history's hugest monster
You'll never get past my border
That's an eggsecutive order
I'll finally build my wall!