How much more of this job can I take?
My boss never gives me a single break
Haven't had a raise in seven years
I wish I were in bed but instead I'm stuck here
I got passed over for that big promotion
So now I'm counting up my ammunition
Shoot all your problems away
Shoot all your problems away
Grab your gun now you're having fun
Shoot all your problems away
Living with you can be a chore
You leave wet towels on the bathroom floor
You never put your dirty dishes in the sink
You chew so loud I can't hear myself think
We need to work together in harmony
It's time to break out the artillery
Shoot all our problems away
Shoot all our problems away
Grab your gun now you're having fun
And shoot all your problems away
My dumb kid has a birthday every year
We have to serve juice we can't even drink beer
The presents suck, socks again
In my heart I feel nothing but pain
Don't have to make a wish and blow out the candle
Everybody just take your gun and grab it by the handle
Shoot all your problems away
Shoot all your problems away
Grab your gun now you're having fun
Shoot all your problems away
Remix
Yo wassup, it's your boy TomSka
And I'm here to drop some knowledge on ya
Guns are great but once in a while
You can solve your problems with a smile
Listen up kids no need to hate
Just give the haters a firm handshake
Even thugs know hugs can save the day
Nah I'm kidding shoot your problems away
Slept in late? Shoot your problems away
Can't lose weight? Shoot your problems away
E-mail spam? Shoot your problems away
If your gun gets jammed. Shoot your problems away
Come on everybody and say it again
It's time to kill the Canadians
Shoot all your problems away
Shoot all your problems away
Grab your gun now you're having fun
And shoot all your problems away
Shoot all your problems away
Shoot all your problems away-ay-ay
Grab your gun now you're having fun
And just shoot all your problems away