Lorelei Lorelei had a lazy eye Straight ahead she would stare And still see shit over there with her lazy eye Annabel Annabel had an odd odd odd smell Cigarettes and gin With some ball sweat mixed in Such an odd odd smell Donna Ruth Donna Ruth had a snaggletooth Her smile would win her no fans But she could open some cans With her snaggletooth Marie Claire Marie Claire had long long red hair Soft and silky I swear But her asshole is where She had long red hair Oh these ladies were lovely So I don't know why I sent them all packing Yeah I let them all fly Oh I should be cool Give them another try Except for the one with the lazy eye Can't get past that one Rosario Rosario was from Mexico There's nothing wrong with that But her ankles were fat So she had to go Nothing wrong with that But her ankles were fat So she had to go