Better get back up here
This is a song about a guy
You might remember from high school
Or you might be this guy from high school, I don't know
How about a little harmonica?
I've got my twelve sided die and I'm ready to roll
With the wizards and my goblin crew
My friends are coming over to my mom's basement
Bringing Funyuns and a Mountain Dew
I've got a big broadsword made out of cardboard
And that stereo is pumping Zeppelin
(I'm not alone)
It's that time of the night
We turn on the black light
Let the dungeons and the dragons begin
It's DnD
Fighting with legends of yore
It's DnD
Never kissed a lady before, nope
(Wooh)
Now, The Lord of The Rings
The Dark Crystal and things
We use these as reference tool
And we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes
We're the coolest kids at the school
No we're not
I know
Now, Tyke's a real bastard
But a fair dungeon master
He's got hitpoints and charisma to lend
And I rehearse in my room
Or what I call the dragon's tomb
When I'm not I'm with my girlfriend
It's DnD
Wait, wait, sorry
You've got a girlfriend?
Yeah, I've got a, no
It's DnD
Warriors that terrify
It's DnD
Virgins 'till the day we
One, two, three, fuck
Die
Thanks
Stephen Lynch, ladies and gentlemen
It's Mark Tyke