I need some shortcuts
So I can be the very best
Employee of all
I need some shortcuts
So I can navigate office software
At lightning speed
A storm is a brewing
Of productivity
Inside of a cubicle
Assigned to me
The task at hand
Fall one by one
Victim to the weapons
Of mass production
(Oo oo, production ah ah)
I need some shortcuts
So I can be the very best
Employee of all
I need some shortcuts
So I can take this company
To the next level
I scale the corporate ladder
Far in the lead
Make it up to the top
Kick it down to the street
Then down from the clouds
Descends upper management
Sparing no expense
On making an entrance
The safely land on the
Corporate building roof
And then assume position
For the final interview
(Upper management)
Opens a binder with
Silver rings of three
Then out came a question
Somewhat suddenly
And I answered the question
They questioned my answer
I questioned their question
They questioned my question
I sat there for what seems like forever
Just questioning answers
And answering questions
Then finally I just
Cut to the chase and
Asked them about my promotion
And they answered the question
I questioned their answer
They answered my question
They answered my answer
And apparently one can be
So productive
Nothing else need be produced
(Dang it!)
I'll keep that in mind at my next job
Where my output will be
Greatly reduced