Light. Out of focus nose and fade to darkness.
Fade in all-cap white letters that spell Bethesda Softworks.
Eye've never heard of Machinegames.
Wake up from a nightmare. Flashback: black and white
Airplane opens the bomb bay doors
To change the outcome of the war.
Cremated Nazi ashes used as weapon by the fascists.
Oxygen becomes Nazigen.
If nazis introduced "making it rain" rap would never be the same.
This is way more intense than a football game.
Maybe there would be no war if mommy would have hugged him more.
Washington DC replaces the 'D' with Na see what I did there?
Three stealth bomber airplanes are clearly seen, they don't work.
Nazis love the Beatles 'cause they made the White Album.
Colored photographs were not used widely till Nazi robots could rid the world
Of hipsters with hats and moustaches.
As gas cans were thrown Nazi gas masks went on.
One small step for the Nazis, one giant leap for robot kind.
Neo-Nazi Neil Armstrong sieg heils for way too long.
His Nazi friend's sad that he missed the photo opp.
One day it rained on a Nazi parade so they went to invade the sky.
Slap some sense into that guy. You can't invade the sky.
Montage segue to footage of gameplay. Robot's trying to lose weight.
It's tough when your diet includes people, bullets, glass and everything really.
Plasma blast. Robot turn, spin, faint, shoot.
Take cover, shoot a diving cadaver, stab his twin brother.
Double gun, explosion, Aryan load a gun.
There's someone at the door. It's your robot-laser shooting neighbor.
Wolfenstein. Make the background red.