Metal letters, Lionsgate Clouds in background dissipate Cue black transitional fade It's daft punk costume contest day. Teleport behind the doors Teleport again once more Daft not-so-punk if they open doors The crowd demands an encore Don't nod you crazy white boy Hologirl's not as good as a blow-up toy. Worst timing to cut to children I probably should rewrite that joke But until then watch the dinnertime Hologirl become a real girl and raise her hand ('member that one time?) Flashback: Crackerjack prize. Army cab ride. Graffiti warning signs It's dessert time Bless them scouts Girl scouts... are illegal Morgan Freeman faces consequences White Anglo-Saxon Protestants. Pull him up the stairs as Katniss Stares in horror, cut for suspense (Ohmygah!) (If you sneeze on me, I'll take a bath with you sometime.) (ACHOO, BOOYAH!) (No, I won't let her.) If you look through my eyes You'd know that those eyes were mine 'Cause of the blonde hair on the sides Drum of drama Lady gaga thinks she has hand puppets. Launch some fake fireworks Spit some real fire Cop a feel. Flamboyant host propose a toast Strike a dramatic pose Things are Catching Fire (like the title) Turn. Hold the bird in front of fire (like the movie poster) Burn the flag. Cut to: Girls talking 'bout boys... That they gonna kill. No matter how fast they run, They're still gonna burn with fiery passion! Every Revolution. Hold him back, run. Where'd his shirt go? Does she have telekinesis? No. Begins with a spark Let's draw on 3 1. You cheated! Just... do it. The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Mockingjay on Sauron's eye. (Hm?) (Tobuscus. Mm.) (Ah. Tobsucus.) They all hope they can survive until November 22 In theatres and IMAX TheHungerGamesExplorer.com #The Spark