We're just a couple of guys who are wearing visors in Hawaii Now we're having a candlelit dinner waiter brought me Ahi I said Mahi Mahi not Ahi but I bet that's a common mistake When you take the order from a guy who stutters when he orders tuna steak They freaking sound the same! Why they name the fish like that? Never mind lemme get to the point of the song This fish name tangent got me side tracked We're a couple of guys in Hawaii There's nothing wrong with a couple guys enjoying time together We're a couple of guys in Hawaii We're wearing beach shorts, sitting out enjoying the weather We're spending New Years in Hawaii New Years Hawa-ii with a guy he just my friend that's it, uh! What you think about New Years Eve tradition? Midnight happens, people start kissing That's a tradition we'll be missing Cause we are just friends Maybe later we will talk to some honeys Buy them some drinks, waste our money But first we wanna count the stars And trace them with our hands Tell me why a couple guys looking up at the sky implies anything Over than a deep deep friendship Look me in the eyes and tell me why why Tell me why why why wicka wicka wa why Just a couple guys in Hawa- wa wa Hawa- wa wa wa wicka wicka wa wy It's getting pretty cold if I told you I wanna hold you what that be too bold? Come here. We're a couple of guys in Hawaii There's nothing wrong with a couple guys enjoying time together We're a couple of guys in Hawaii We're wearing beach shorts, sitting out enjoying the weather We're spending New Years in Hawaii New Years Hawa-ii with a guy he just my friend that's it, out!