So christmas time is here again
Shove it up your vegan face
You'll do a lot in the new year unless your dead
People love different foods
Organic chicken is a snooze
I want more grease and I want more chocolate cake
Christmas is here, Christmas is here
Grab a friend's hand and yank them near
It's the best time of the year
Yeah, Christmas is here
I really feel all the magical Christmas spirit (Fly!)
I got a lot of Christmas flowers
I've been eating jellybeans for hours
I hate the sweater wearers
I think I mentioned that
When I finally speak I won't tell you any thing at all
The problem is yours
'Cause im a looker and I run the show
(Please help me)
Christmas is here, Christmas is here
Look into the sun with zero fear
It's the best time of the year
Christmas is here
I just Got an Adorable present
A Trump robot clearly sent from heaven
(I'm not the real Donald Trump
But I can scare you just as much)
Christmas is here, play in the snow
Grab a friends hand and don't let go
I'm the most big league guy I know
Christmas is here
(I will live in silence)
I'm the best part of the year christmas is here
(He'll freeze the diamond money)
He's the best part of the year
Christmas...
...Isn't fun, at least when you're not a real human... Oh, why
Can't I know love? Why, Creator, do you not join us?
Why? Some time I just want to feel the wind on my face...