On the edge of the world, as the dust rolls in,
Where the tumble weed blow is where we begin
Four new comers step off the bus
I gotta prepare, this is dangerous
The land is infested with tons of Skags,
Little midgets shooting shotguns, making me laugh,
Bandits and Brutes, and Armored Crabs,
Bugs, Zombies too, and turret blasts,
We're on a mission got to get to the vault though
I, m packed and strapped, kinda feeling like Rambo,
A Whole bunch of raiders, killers and theives,
Get anything you want from the vending machines.
Spen half of my day fixing up Clap Traps,
Evening comes around and i'm hunting down Rakks,
You can be a hunter, if that's your thing
Walkin, around New Haven tossin, out the blood wing
This barren wastelands can be so tough,
Gotta run and Gun to get my stats up
Can, t be afraid to strafe and shoot
Mad Treasure huntin skills, always picking up loot
Well I suppose I should kill 9 toes right quick,
And since I be beserkin' you know I use my fists,
Lighting up my wrists with an elephant gun,
It's a jacob's bitch one shot and youre done
So lets gear upits time to get ready
Tossing out grandes here comes the bouncing bettie,
Serving up roadkill, as I drive
Old schools blaster master is the color of my ride
I got a itchy trigger finger, ah huh a little bit
Sniper blastin out steady with the critical hit
Pandora is the name of this crazy world,
I gotta stop and get some food for crazy Earl
Down We Go, Huntin' in the sand
Anything can happen, and does in the Borderlands
Doing tons of jobs, because I'm well paid
Gotta kill Scar off, and get back TK'S Leg
This rocket launcher here is always explosive,
Change the ammo right quick, then we go to corrosive
These back Wood folks they shoot like retards,
Duck behind some cover let the shields recharge
The pop back blastin because I'm a mental
So many guns its seems like I live in South Central
That Bad Mo Fo left a hole in my head,
I gotta respawn, see doctor Zed
Bought a new assault riffle, its getting hectic,
Level 50 son you know that I'm Epic
And when the game is over what do you do,
Get ready for a challange in the playthrough 2
Got a whole of guns, and I use both hands
This is how we do it in the Borderlands,
Down We Go Huntin' in the sand
Anything can happen and does, in the Borderlands.