Well it's no secret that country's in some trouble here The left is mad, the right's enraged, and the middle's disappeared The fat cats expect us to bail out them and all their friends And when they've spent our money they stick out their hands again It's times like this that each of us need to reach across the aisle Instead of burning incense we can try to share a smile Put aside our differences and remember what made us great All the people arm in arm and in one voice we'll say: It's time for guillotines, it's time to raise the boards It's time to sharpen blades, we just can't take this any more It's nothing personal, we gave your way a try We're sorry, but you and the dog all have to die I'm sorry Mister President, we need to have your head And senators and congressmen--we need all of you dead And all the CEOs of all the banks And TV pundits too, let's show our thanks It really pains us, we'll have to kill your wives and children too It's purely business, we just cannot have them avengin' you We'll start in the Hamptons, and Beverely Hills, and to Georgetown we go And we'll burn Connecticut to the ground so that there's nothing left but bones It's time for guillotines, it's time to raise the boards It's time to sharpen blades, we just can't take this any more Those peaceful protests just were not cutting it Martin Luther King and Ghandi both can go suck a dick We can come together, we can do this if we try Find our common enemy and united both our sides A lesbian and a NASCAR fan help to hold a lobbyist down While a priest and an abortion doctor stomp him into the ground We'll take the Secretary of the Treasury, and the Chairmen of the Fed And let all three hundred million citizens gangrape them 'till their dead And when every man, woman and child has finished running trade We'll rest for a couple hundred years before we'll have to do it again It's time for guillotines, it's time to raise the boards It's time to sharpen blades, we just can't take this any more Those peaceful protests just were not cutting it Martin Luther King and Ghandi both can go suck a dick Martin Luther King and Ghandi both can go suck a dick