Ay yo, cover your ears and shield your eyes
Furthermore viewer discretion advised
A clever disguise, ridiculous ruse
I'm getting momentum and blowing a fuse!
So raise your glasses for a toast
Who eats the fastest gets the most
You better be glad to hear "nice to meet'cha!"
Usually by now? I'd probably eat'cha!
Riddle me this, a plot with a twist
A demon still biding her time
Instead of "half-assed" rhymes in the first verse
Of the worst pass for a laugh track
Flying first class on a massive rocket to space
To space, the face of honor displaced
The race against mortality is a fallacy in its own case
And by the grace of the powers that be
You've been granted a showcase with me!
The fanciest lady of this side of the gutter, y'know?
It's ya boy! (You mean girl?)
Did I fucking stutter?
You're utterly sorry, a sight to behold
I'm royally flushing, you're ready to fold
Your filter is showing a foolish mistake
I'm sorry my dear, I'm afraid you're a fake!
But take what you will from an infamous demon
Wheeling and dealing with rhyming to reason
Don't be dramatic not trying to spite you
It's none of my business that nobody likes you
Innocent 'till proven guilty
Sorry, that's my game
I'm forever "mister mystery"
But tell 'em, what's my name boys and girls?
Demondice は かっこいい
かっこいいと可愛い
One for the money, and two for the show
H is for honesty 嘘でしょう?
Demondice は かっこいい
かっこいいと可愛い
優しいさの塊 I'm your lady
Demondice は かっこいい
かっこいいと可愛い
One for the money, and two for the show
H is for honesty 嘘でしょう?
Demondice は かっこいい
かっこいいと可愛い
めっちゃくっちゃ
めっちゃくっちゃ
可愛いくてかっこいい、 ね？
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and bitches
Audience members will end up in stitches
Violence, letting silence, better pile the bodies up high
Setting your sights on the "pie in the sky"
Haven't you heard that ambition's a lie?
Well, come to think of it, I would drink to forget
The fact that my life is still void of duets
While dead-end relationship's got you all stressed
I've been too busy becoming the best
I've been too busy confusingly, dizzily
Spinning my craft to be winning material
What's on your cereal box? It's me!
Be sure that you're getting you're Vitamin C
One hundred percent money back guarantee
The loosest of feet and the fanciest free
こつこつ Stepping with diligence
ひそひそ Secret magnificence
Nah it's a lie, I'm a fucking disgrace
Now light my cigar and get outta my face
Truly you're mistaken if you think that I'm ashamed
I'm forever "mister mystery"
But tell 'em, what's my name boys and girls?
Demondice は かっこいい
かっこいいと可愛い
One for the money, and two for the show
H is for honesty 嘘でしょう?
Demondice は かっこいい
かっこいいと可愛い
優しいさの塊 I'm your lady
Demondice は かっこいい
かっこいいと可愛い
One for the money, and two for the show
H is for honesty 嘘でしょう?
Demondice は かっこいい
かっこいいと可愛い
めっちゃくっちゃ
めっちゃくっちゃ
可愛いくてかっこいい、 ね？