Oh, you can't be serious, man
You cannot be serious!
That ball was on the line!
The chalk flew up!
It was clearly hit!
How can you possibly call that out?
How many have you missed?!
Take that smug little smile off your adorable fucking face
The fame's gotten to your head, man
Whatcha think, you can just come in here and run the place?
Counter to what you think, pal
This ain't Elmo's world
You don't know any rappers, man
And you damn sure can't get no girls
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Elmo's song sucks
You bubble-bathing rubber ducky bitch
You're a has-been, it was luck
Ever heard of a dentist?
You little red menace
Shut your pie hole
I'm tryna play tennis!
Fuck you Elmo! (Fuck you Elmo!)
Go swallow a pint of wasabi
Fuck you Elmo! (Fuck you Elmo!)
I'm not tickled one bit, Kemosabe
Fuck you Elmo! (Fuck you Elmo!)
Fuck you Elmo! (Fuck you Elmo!)
That is a penalty, sir
I'm here for the people's protection
This is your last warning
Next time's an automatic ejection
(You cannot be serious! Oh!)
Oh you think that's funny, buddy?
Hope you had a real good laugh
Even though you're a foot and half tall
I'm still gonna break your ass in half
You having a good time up there, yeah?
Giggling, gallivanting
While I'm down here, Isner–Mahut'd
Man, I'm panting
I'd rather stick needles in my ears
Than hear that ghetto falsetto
The whole third person shtick is so passé
You ain't as cool as the Geico gecko
I repeat, I repeat
This ain't Sesame Street
Hey ref! How do they let riffraff like this
Get box seats?
Fuck you Elmo! (Fuck you Elmo!)
Go swallow a pint of wasabi
Fuck you Elmo! (Fuck you Elmo!)
I'm not tickled one bit, Kemosabe
Fuck you Elmo! (Fuck you Elmo!)
Fuck you Elmo! (Fuck you Elmo!)
That's it!
You're outta here
How many have you missed?