Ay yo, Staple God
I can't believe I agreed to make a song about this meme
Mama bear do be looking kinda bad though
Alright, let's get this over with
I been on the toilet like 35 minutes
I been on the toilet cause I like to do my business
We love shitting, we love shitting
We love shitting, we love shitting
Imma push hard, my face make a grimace
Bitch I go hard like shitting on spinach
We love shitting, we love shitting
We love shitting, we love shitting
I been on the toilet, world record like it's Guinness
I might fuck around and just sit here when I'm finished
We love shitting, we love shitting
We love shitting, we love shitting
I can't really think of anything else to rhyme with
But I love shitting
We love shitting, we love shitting
We love shitting, we love shitting
I been shitting, I been farting, fuck shit that you starting
I got paper that's so thick that you might think it's Charmin
And if he got single ply then all my dogs come barking
Then I wipe him up like Charmin, I don't leave a marking
Fuck it I enjoy the go, Staple God I am the G.O.A.T
My paper white like the snow, your paper quality low
And imma shit so hard, dripping like Goyard
Staple God go hard ah!
And when I be sittin' on the toilet I be shitting
You can bet that imma whip it like a go kart
Ay yo, in like three seconds I need everyone in the building to scream
We love shitting, we love shitting
We love shitting, we love shitting
Ok, alright if your underwear Charmin clean throw that shit up
We love shitting, we love shitting
We love shitting, we love shitting
Alright, I wasn't actually expecting someone
To throw they fucking dirty underwear at me dog
We love shitting, we love shitting
We love shitting, we love shitting
Ok uhhh, I'm over this song
Please just cut my headphones
We love shitting, we love shitting
We love shitting, we love shitting