Hello, Joe!
Feeling low?
Can't say the same about my stocks?
Dow still rising but of course, it's only reported on Fox
I'm a boss
But when I am hearing you speak I'm at a loss
I take shots
You are defenceless against me like I'm the cops
I'm sorry, it's my turn
And I don't need my turn to rap
It's my turn to run this country
Before you turn it all to crap
You'd start a war with China just to feed your ego
No cap!
Okay, let's talk 'bout China
You know how they've been tryna take our jobs
And also unrelated
But I love vagina
And the ladies love me back
Especially with those nice racks
You're a hack, Joe!
I invite you to kiss my crack
Yeah I'm sure they like you
After you have paid them their fair share
You should probably take that money
And invest it in healthcare
Like the climate, we need to change
We've become a firing range
Riots all around
And you're more worried 'bout the stock exchange
I know it's Spooktober
But you don't have to act so dead
People love my rallies
For yours, they have to bring their beds
I got Covid and even then I had more energy than you
When are you learning to speak?
I did that when I was two
You like to act tough
But we both know you have got a smaller brain
Already beat one crazy old dude
And I can't do it again
But good luck
If I lose
I will actually let you lead
Should you win
Hopefully, this time you will not get impeached