(Ferrari, Ferrari, Ferrari)
I got 20 bodies but I hit it like a virgin (ayy)
Get up in them guts like (I am a surgeon)
I'm not Yung Gravy, I'm the DHgate version
Drank too much in the whip, I keep swerving
The girl on the Tempur-Pedic logo got a fat ass
Dropped my grandpa in the dumpster, yeah I'm badass (wow)
I should be a virgin, I shouldn't even had ass
My high school crush graduated and became a fat ass
Came in three strokes like it's par on a golf course
See a bad bitch and I start barkin' on all fours
That girl's way too pretty for me, yeah she's all yours
I just TP'ed a mansion that had some tall doors
Pull down your pantyhose, I'm tryna see some
It was only me and her fuckin' but it's a threesome
Two personalities, I hit it different with each one
If jackin' off was a sport, I'm going D1
I just fucked a fat bitch, hey Peter (he-he-he)
Tried to pick her up, I was in a two seater (vroom)
Bought a gallon of Coke, she drank the one liter (yuck)
Brown on my lips, I'm an avid ass eater
I be comin' hella fast, never tardy
Just slipped a pill in a cup of Bacardi
900 years, didn't even tell them sorry (gosh)
I be at the party when the shawty got me hardy
I be in a G string, no guitar
She wearing too much makeup, she think she the star
Lookin' like a clown, (ah, woohoo, wee)
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Literally in the JROTC (literally)
Been dancing around for a minute, I have to go pee (for real)
Some idiot broke my glasses, now I can't see
Literally just met my Discord kitten, (minecraft) she touched my peepee
And it felt like she hit that
And she went into the bathroom (Genshin Impact)
I didn't know girls be shittin'