Let's go, ayy
I just pooped in the urinal, toilet got clogged
I just robbed the 7-11 off their hot dogs (ugh)
I just cooked a batch of crack in the crock pot (ooh)
Jerked off back to back, I'm still not soft
Slimy (hey), better word to describe me is grimy (ayy)
I just had sex with a British girl, she sayin', "Blimey!"
"I remember you from sixth grade" Wait, how'd you find me?
"I remember you pooped your pants in middle school" Don't remind me!
Okay, hit your grandma with this wood, (oof!) Minecraft
She's gonna suck the diamonds out my mine shaft
When JFK was the president, she had a fine ass (damn!)
Now her boobs sag to the floor, can we rewind back? (Come on)
I'm doin' my taxes, pants down on the pot-a-potty
She said, "Are you off your rocker?" Only sorta, shawty
They said that I stole every flow, but man there's more to copy
I'm a fan of promiscuity, I got a hoard of bodies (ah)
Random dude peed in the urinal right next to me (hold up)
Why did he choose that one instead of the other three?
Wait, maybe he was tryna get a gander at my D
Hold up! He's just lookin' over the stall now, oh God!
I just pooped in the urinal, toilet got clogged
I just robbed the 7-11 off their hot dogs (ugh)
I just cooked a batch of crack in the crock pot (ooh)
Jerked off back to back, I'm still not soft
Yo' girl just called my phone, she gave me a lil' caller
While she get to bounce it here on the ground, you bouncin' my balls!
Tried to fight a pit bull, that nigga lock jawed!
Stopped goin' to that barber, he said my head looked like a golf ball!
Why the fuck! I just see Stewie? I threw his ass like a football
Passed myself in school, I ran to the bathroom stall!
Barber got mad, ran off on the cut, he rocket launcher shot me!
Ahh-ehh-ahh-ehh-ahh-ehh
Big ass pants, they catch wind, I'm finna take off
These drawers too big, now I'm walkin' around with big drawers!
Dookied in my pants, now everybody callin' me Shit Drawers!
Why the fuck I got a basketball, but it's a lil' ball?
Big ass pants, they catch wind, I'm finna take off
These drawers too big, now I'm walkin' around with big drawers!
Dookied in my pants, now everybody callin' me Shit Drawers!
Why the fuck I got a basketball, but it's a lil' ball?
I just pooped in the urinal, toilet got clogged
I just robbed the 7-11 off their hot dogs (ugh)
I just cooked a batch of crack in the crock pot (ooh)
Jerked off back to back, I'm still not soft
I just pooped in the urinal, toilet got clogged
I just robbed the 7-11 off their hot dogs (ugh)
I just cooked a batch of crack in the crock pot (ooh)
Jerked off back to back, I'm still not soft