It's 1: 00 A.M.
And I've got the best idea I've had in a while
I finished my shot
And reached for my pocket
It's time to druken dial
The music's so loud you can't hear what I say
That doesn't matter, I don't make sense anyway
I probably won't remember this
For my self esteem I think that's messed
Because I'm drunk dialing
Drunk dialing
Drunk dialing
Drunk dialing
Drunk dialing
Drunk dialing you
I'm looking through my dialed calls
The next morning
And I have found
I made a couple calls to the number
7-1-1-1-1-1-#
And of course I called my boss
But I had the phone upside down so it
Didn't end with job loss
Because I'm drunk dialing
Drunk dialing
Drunk dialing
Drunk dialing
Drunk dialing
Drunk dialing you
You're surprised when you make it through the night
Without a ring at home
That's only because I thought my digital camera was my phone
My phone's actually at the bottom of a beer
Too bad because I had to say I wish you were here
And what are you wearing
Because I'm drunk dialing
Drunk dialing
Drunk dialing
Drunk dialing
Drunk dialing
Drunk dialing you
Free shots from a bartender named Kent
Sometimes I even call you by accident
I put my phone away
And I forget to lock it
Now you've got a voicemail of what it's like in my pocket
Because I'm drunk dialing
Drunk dialing
Drunk dialing
Drunk dialing
Drunk dialing
Drunk dialing you