My man thought he was raising Sam(?) I said, "Give it to me baby, you don't understand Where to put that thing Where to put that thing Just press my button, give my bell a ring" Come on, baby, let's have some fun Just put your hot dog in my bun And I'll have that thing That ting-a-ling Just press my button, give my bell a ring My man's out there in the rain and cold He's got the right key, but just can't find the hole He say, "Where's that thing That ting-a-ling I been pressin' your button, and your bell won't ring" Beat it out, boy! Come on and oil my button! Kinda rusty! Now, tell me daddy, what it's all about Tryin' to fix your spark plug and it's all worn out I can't use that thing That ting-a-ling I been pressin' your button, and your bell won't ring Hear my baby, all out of breath Been workin' all night and ain't done nothin' yet What's wrong with that thing My ting-a-ling I been pressin' your button, and your bell won't ring Hear me, baby, on my bended knee I want some kind daddy just to hear my plea And bring me that thing That ting-a-ling Just press my button, give my bell a ring