Woke up this morning, couldn't even walk in my shoes Woke up this morning, couldn't even walk in my shoes My best girl quit me, she left me with those bust up blues When you see two women runnin' hand in hand so long When you see two women runnin' hand in hand so long Bet your BVDs, something is goin' on wrong Bought you a yo-yo dress, bought panty hose and shoes Bought you a yo-yo dress, bought panty hose and shoes That's the thanks you give me, you left me with those bust up blues