My baby's a gimp oh yeah she walks with a limp
But she don't want no sympathy (no, no, no)
She colours her lips oh yeah she leads with her hips
But she can't take her eyes off me (oh, oh, oh)
My girl is so hip, you know, she talks with a lisp
Yeah she makes such a mess of her words
She got a couple of drinks in her most of the time
But she only ever asks for what's hers
My baby says look she's got a colouring book
And she colours between the lines
She's out every night, could be with hundreds of guys
But she always comes home to me (hey, hey, hey)
And I'm sick of drinking my breakfast, baby
And I'm going right off the rails okay
And I need a potassium blast today
Yeah I'm none of your yesterday boys
My lover's alright, you know she waits for the night
When the spacecraft will take her away
She's all over the place oh yeah she's way out in space
And she can't keep that smile off her face
My baby's okay you know she thinks every day
Will be the greatest one of the year
She takes off her clothes for the people she knows
But she hopes they won't ever be here
And I'm sick of drinking my breakfast baby
And I'm going right off the rails okay
And I need a potassium blast today
Yeah I know I'm none of your yesterday boys
And I'm sick of drinking my breakfast baby
Yeah I'm going right off the rails okay
Yeah I need a potassium blast today
Oh yeah I know I'm none of your yesterday boys