Oh, man
Yo, I heard somebody out there think they're best
Are they better than Toad, milk?
Yo, J-Fee, you need to sit down somewhere before I roast you
Ooh, wait, it's too late, uh
You think you're the best? but you're the worst (what?)
You're still in number two, I'm number one, that's first
Somebody please get a hearse (Toad)
'Cause I'm 'bout to kill J-Fee with one verse (yeah)
You wear ugly clothes (whoa!)
Pencil in your nose (whoa!)
I bet you hit your brain, if not, you're very close
I'm not even done, Ima tell you when to toast (yeah)
I'm about to turn J-Fee into a roast
I really don't like ya, plus you wear a diaper
Bet you poop your pants every time you get hyper
I'll always bring the pages with a lighter (no!)
Toad is the best, you couldn't beat me in a cypher (aye)
After this diss, I bet you really won't like me
Bet you're too sweet like sugar and ice cream
Toad is the best, getting beat is unlikely
J-Fee, what are those? they ain't even Nike's
J-Fee is a dork, he's dumber than a fork
He wears a helmet 'cause he was dropped by the stork (yeah)
J-Fee can't rap, Ima put him to rest (yeah)
Everybody loves Toad
Toad's the best, Toad's the best, Toad's the best
Everybody loves Toad 'cause Toad's the best
Toad's the best, Toad's the best
Ima put J-Fee to rest, 'cause Toad's the best, uh
Woo-woo (tried to tell you, man)
Tried to tell you, J-Fee (haha)
You can't be better than the best (you're a loser)
You think 'cause you put out one song
You can keep up with a, with a king
I'm Toad, milk, don't forget about it
Milk and cookies 'till I die
Nerf Gang, woo