He's a star (he's a star) ♪ He glows in the dark and walks on water Chews on coals and sees through your clothes It shows that he knows more than you And less than you can guess He's a celebrity He's got friends in high places That carry his weight and his faces A little senile, a little old but still a star Ah ♪ His wife is a blow-up doll He's got naked pictures of his grandmother on his wall Diamond teeth and plastic lips When it comes to dinner, he eats where his dog sits He's got friends in high places That carry his weight and his faces A little senile, a little old but still a star Ah ♪ Babbling brook of diarrhea She's too far up to see you Sweet freeze glamour baby cheater Wicked witch, people eater, celebrity He's got friends in high places That carry his weight and his faces A little senile, a little old but still a star Ah