She used to call me baby I thought she was such a lady But my how things have changed Since times moved on I give her my last dollar And now all she'll do is holler Oh, my life has become A country song I've learned she can resist me By the way she always disses me And comes to bed at night With that cold cream on Sometimes I might feel frisky But these days it's just too risky It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long All day long, it goes on and on If a tree fell in the forest She didn't hear it, would I still be wrong? I guess I should admit it She ain't ever gonna quit it It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long Man, I remember when her eyes used to be so blue and shiny God, You oughtta see what's happened to her hiney Her what? Her hiney Man that thing is big enough to land a small plane on Small plane? I'm tellin' you I used to roll her in the the clover But think God those days are over, Hallelujah! It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long All day long, she knows on and on If some day they drop the big one I'd say sweet Jesus, she's gonna finally leave me alone It's alright if we say it 'Cause the radio won't play it It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long