Bad Dog, No Biscuit (Written by William Kitchens / Richard S. Ferrell) Stayed out late with the boys again I got to reminiscing and it got out of hand Pulled up in the driveway, saw the porch light on Trouble Jack, that's a fact, throw me a bone (Chorus) Back in the pound, back on the chain My baby left me out in the rain I scratched at the door, she told me to get She said, "Bad dog, no biscuit" I whimpered and I whined and started to beg "I hope you freeze", was all she said Slept out in my truck with my heater on Hey Roy, oh boy, throw me a bone (Repeat chorus) I woke up with a fever and a runny nose I'm a housebroken baby, I do what I'm told I won't ever stray, ever roam Hush honey, honey hush, throw me a bone (Repeat chorus three times) Bad dog