I wouldn't know you from a bar of soap And neither would you I Not only because I haven't bathed in months, my god I fear the opening lines I got your number from a friend of mine He thinks I should leave the house I haven't thought about it too much Cause I know I'll be home by nine Yeah, I actually looked up "How to hit it off" Who did I think I was kidding when I turned up? I wouldn't know you from a bar alone And neither would you I I try not to think about it too much As I wave goodbye Yeah, I actually looked up "How to hit it off" Who did I think I was kidding when I turned up? I wouldn't know you from a bar of soap And neither would you I Not only because I haven't bathed in months, my god I fear the opening lines I got your number from a friend of mine He thinks I should leave the house I haven't thought about it too much Cause I know I'll be home by nine