All your friends are going out tonight No one told you but it's alright 'Cause you've got great taste and Wi-Fi You know alone is just a state of mind (Na na na) Take your refuge on the internet Find yourself a self-help thread Take a chill pill for a cool head Some of what the self-help thread said Take one for the night Two in the morning If you're feeling alright Fake it for another fuckin' day it's fine Four in the morning If you're freaking out it's fine Freaking out's fine Now you're feeling like a new you Not much trouble but you try to Take it easy keep it cheesy Remember what the self-help thread said Take one for the night Two in the morning If you're feeling alright Fake it for another fuckin' day it's fine Four in the morning If you're freaking out it's fine Freaking out's fine One for the night Two in the morning If you're feeling alright Fake it for another fuckin' day it's fine Four in the morning If you're freaking out it's fine (Na na na) Freaking out's fine (Na na na) Freaking out's fine I'm freaking out I'm freaking out I'm freaking the fuck out