It's green, crispy and crunchy
Sometimes with red dressing
Or sometimes with the cheese
You know it's food I'm addressing
Oh, please, such a crime
Not to order each time you dine
Oh, salad, you're my favorite dish
It's leafy, it's enticing
It keeps you oh, so thin
Well I guess it all depends on the salad
You get fat with it were dressed with margarine
If you, please, listen close
You can eat it with jam and toasts
So, salad, you're my favorite dish
(Bring it down, boys)
Salad
Oh, salad
Any kind of salad
You're my favorite dish
Oh, yes
Salad, baby, I know I've been wrong to you sometimes
Put to much dressing on you so I can barely even taste you
Taste your crispy goodness
You've always been good to me
You know you're the one for me
This one's for you