Well we had a good run It was a short one But at least you know we both had fun Then you went out and you left me I wish you nothing but the worst now And I don't know how You've got my mind turned around But I guess I'll just let things be I hope you tear your dress I hope your hair's a mess I hope you fall and scrape your knee And I hope that you miss me I hope you stub your toe I hope your tires blow I hope it hurts you when you pee And I hope that you miss me Well we had a good run It was a short one But at least you know we both had fun Then you went out and you left me I wish you nothing but the worst now And I don't know how You've got my mind turned around But I guess I'll just let things be I hope your coffee's cold I hope that you feel old I hope that your dog gets some fleas And I hope that you miss me I hope you woke up late I hope you over ate I hope that your foot falls asleep And I hope that you miss me I hope you tear your dress I hope your hair's a mess I hope you fall and scrape your knee And I hope that you miss me