He looks strange
He says nothing
But here I am tonight
I'm not here for the fight
He looks strange
I said 'can I'
And when he scans me
I'm feelin woozy
Great, bartender
2 long islands
2 pounds each
Let's drink myself into
A coma, is that a bodyguard
Or a tall buddy made of ice
He looks strange
He's standing next to me
But the bouncer bounce
I wanna get loaded
Loaded to party
I need to get loaded
I came to the club yes, and that's a start
I was undoubtedly drunk so I kept it shut
But the bouncer boy he said I was
I was untimely ripped as Sigmund Freud
I came to the club yes, and that's a start
I was undoubtedly drunk so I kept it shut
But the bouncer boy
But the bouncer boy
I feel strange
I feel easy
Why am i back outside
I will sneak back inside
Great, bartender
2 long islands
I'm back again
Let's drink much more than I could ever
I look strange
I say nothing
But the bouncer bounce
I wanna get loaded
Loaded to party
I'm a loser loaded
I came to the club yes, and that's a start
I was undoubtedly drunk so I kept it shut
But the bouncer boy he said I was
I was untimely ripped as Sigmund Freud
I came to the club yes, and that's a start
I was undoubtedly drunk so I kept it shut
But the bouncer boy
But the bouncer boy