Panoramic panic Witch hunting fault Outraged of demographic Search for sores to salt Down in Middle England Where the rain dilutes Shout at bad guys feeding children While villains wear the suits Hey, ho, never let it go Ho, hey, never run away (Oh, woah) He's hiding in his screen (Oh, woah) And coiled up like a spring (Oh, woah) The genius unseen He's the King of Everything No it's not illegal And it ain't a rule Your free speech is not lethal But I'm free to call you a fool Hey, ho, never let it go Ho, hey, stream of conscious cabaret (Oh, woah) He's hiding in his screen (Oh, woah) And coiled up like a spring (Oh, woah) The genius unseen He's the King of Everything (Oh, woah) He's hiding in his screen (Oh, woah) And coiled up like a spring (Oh, woah) A never-was has-been A million tiny violins Sing for the King of Everything! (Oh, woah) The argument machine (Oh, woah) The super pseudonym (Oh, woah) The King of Everything (Oh, woah) The banter MVP (Oh, woah) The charisma amputee Oh no! The King of Everything